As Nmath said in the comments, I'm sorry you feel you've been chased away by the community - that's not what AU is about. Welcome to AU!
It's obviously not much of an Ubuntu question (asking how to uninstall it!) though I don't think it's technically off topic as you're asking how to do something within Ubuntu.
I think your best option - if possible - is to find someone with a working Windows machine to create Windows installation media on your SD card to use with your USB adapter (or buy / borrow a USB drive from someone).
It may be that your USB is formatted as FAT rather than ExFAT - that's likely to be the reason you can't put a big file on there (4GB is the limit for any file in FAT).
From Ubuntu, it is possible to create installation media - here are some online guides I've found; I've not tried them myself but they are sites I've used before and generally found useful.
https://itsfoss.com/bootable-windows-usb-linux/
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-create-windows-bootable-usb-linux/
https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2017/06/create-bootable-windows-10-usb-ubuntu
Edit (2023): I’ve now had the chance (need!) to test out how to do this as I had a need to reinstall Windows on my wife’s computer - it was actually very easy to create the installation media - see How can I create a Windows bootable USB stick using Ubuntu? for answers on this including how I did it this year. The comment by @C.S.Cameron is pretty much spot on - it’s easy but woeUSB didn’t work for me.
This isn't what you're asking, but I would suggest thinking again before ditching Ubuntu and installing Windows. Once you've got your installation media sorted, do consider the option of dual boot if you have enough hard drive space. Install Windows first, disable fast start up, download the Ubuntu installation media and create a USB ISO (eg using Rufus in Windows) then install Ubuntu alongside. There are lots of guides online - do an online search for 'Ubuntu dual boot' for example - or I explain how I did it in the link below. For me - when I was used to Windows and wanted to try Ubuntu, it was a great way to try out the OS without fear of losing an OS I knew how to use. Moving forward 3 years, and I now have just Ubuntu on my home computer and laptop.
You said in your previous post that you needed Zoom - that's easily installed from the software centre (Zoom client). You will find equivalents of virtually every program you can install in Windows available on Ubuntu, either via the software centre, or from the company's website for direct download. For my purposes, I found literally everything I wanted in Ubuntu with only 2 exceptions (-1-: iTunes to sync my iPhone's music with my computer; -2-: software to open a shared Outlook calendar). I wrote a detailed log of what I did here in case it's any use: How to set up a system for UK medical practise
You'll see very quickly that I'm not an IT professional at all but I have found it immensely rewarding to switch from Windows to Ubuntu - more than I thought it would be. It did take some effort but I am very pleased I changed.
I appreciate that's a relatively niche area, but it gives you a flavour of what is possible and a lot of the software I installed is generic and the kinds of things most people would want: equivalents for Word / Excel / Powerpoint / PDF editor / Photoshop equivalent / real versions of Teams / Zoom / Dropbox / Minecraft (for my son!) - as well as some profession-specific stuff like medical image viewing software.
Whatever you decide to do, good luck with it.